pipe_bomb
craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

MR KRABS IS A CRAB THATS A LOBSTER

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

MR KRABS IS A CRAB THATS A LOBSTER

dankiibombshell:

Meow?

Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!
photogenicfelines:

(Heli Metsla)
naturepunk:

Canine Skull Comparison 2 by ~Zeniverica
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This part always skeeved me out, I’m glad someone made a GIF of it

This part always skeeved me out, I’m glad someone made a GIF of it

Listen!! I dont know how to fix this,

and I dont think you can, but I dont use this blog at ALL. Id like to make my other one my primary, but tumblr doesnt allow you to merge blogs at this time. if youre going to follow me, please do so at teenagelycanthropy.tumblr.com

veganlove:

make-the-connection:

God believes in compassion, respect and mercy, and therefore to exclude animals from God’s circle of compassion would exclude God from your lives. As Matthew Scully a vegetarian Republican who wrote in his Christian conservative, right-wing book Dominion, those who exploit animals demonstrate “a dominion only of power, with them and not God at the centre, all grandeur and no grace” (p11). Scully insists, “Kindness to animals is a small yet necessary part of a decent and holy life, essential if only as a check against human arrogance and our tendency to worship ourselves, our own works and appetites and desires instead of our Creator and His works” (p99). Christians atone for their sins with the shedding of blood. But one of the tenets of the faith is that Jesus was the ultimate and final sacrifice. Slaughter for sacrifice contradicts a basic belief of Christianity, does it not?

BOOM

Im an atheist but enjoyed finding this.

veganlove:

make-the-connection:

God believes in compassion, respect and mercy, and therefore to exclude animals from God’s circle of compassion would exclude God from your lives. As Matthew Scully a vegetarian Republican who wrote in his Christian conservative, right-wing book Dominion, those who exploit animals demonstrate “a dominion only of power, with them and not God at the centre, all grandeur and no grace” (p11). Scully insists, “Kindness to animals is a small yet necessary part of a decent and holy life, essential if only as a check against human arrogance and our tendency to worship ourselves, our own works and appetites and desires instead of our Creator and His works” (p99). 

Christians atone for their sins with the shedding of blood. But one of the tenets of the faith is that Jesus was the ultimate and final sacrifice. Slaughter for sacrifice contradicts a basic belief of Christianity, does it not?

BOOM

Im an atheist but enjoyed finding this.

The Annunciation of the Blessed Virgin Mary

drunk-notes:

And the angel Gabriel came down and said “Rejoice! For it is you who are blessed among women….blahblahblah, YOU’RE PREGNANT.” 

And she to the angel, “fuuuuck what do i tell my dad”

and he replied “uuhhhh say like, fuckin, ahhh, god did it…. immaculate conception, there we go, you got this.”